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Not Stephen Colbert Super PAC Fundraises To Attack Attack Ads With Attack Ad
A new day, a new ad from Americans For A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow.... seriously, this is how I get all my American political news these days.
Dear Super Citizens,
It's Jon again. I want to let you know that I have not let this Super PAC thing go to my head, beyond the bejeweled crown I now wear on it. Besides, the work keeps me humble. There is alotof receipt-sorting: Crown polish, taxi rides, first-class airfare, first-class taxi rides (where the driver lets you sit on his lap)...it goes on and on.
As the press release below explains,The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAChas been very busy, releasing another political ad today. I think it came off great, though a little hard to see through the glare off my crown.
Sincerely,
Jon StewartPresident For Life For NowThe Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC
FOR IMMEDIATISH RELEASE
The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC Releases Latest Ad To South Carolina & Clio Award CommitteeNEW YORK CITY, SOUTH CAROLINA ? The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC has released another television ad in its unrelentingly legal commercial campaign leading up to the South Carolina Republican primary. The spot, entitled "Double Negative," addresses the increasingly nasty tone of the presidential campaign using audio, video, and for the first time in a political ad, scent.*
"People are tired of the relentless attack ads from Super PACs supporting Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney," said Jon Stewart, President For Life For Now of The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. "So we plan to run negative ads attackingtheirnegative ads to make it right. That'll learn 'em."
The commercial begins airing tomorrow in the following South Carolina cities: Charleston. It can also be found on the internet by browsing YouTube alphabetically until you find it, or simplyclicking here.
The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC is an independent expenditure committee which rose, phoenix-like, from the ashes of Colbert Super PAC last Thursday in full accordance with federal election law.
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For Press Inquiries Contact:Alberto RčalnamčCommunications DirectorThe Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PACalberto.realname@colbertsuperpac.com
* Scent only available for owners of Samsung Aromamax televisions.
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Originally Posted by Mad_Man_Moon
