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Thread: Will Tony Stark Give You An Orgasm?

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    From Marvel;
    "The Vybe is based on innovative, patent pending tactile technology algorithms developed at the Disney Research Labs, called ?Surround Haptics.? The Surround Haptics software in the pad converts general audio input into complex and rich tactile vibration sensations that can target different parts of the human body and/or dynamically move across the body. Since each vibrating actuator is independently controlled, the pad can deliver a myriad of rich sensationssimultaneously."
    Thank goodness for Disney Research Labs and their advanced vibrating algorithms. " Oh Tony, oh Tony, do it to me..." "Natacha... oh Natasha..."

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    You ask that question like it hasn't already happened......
    Can someone ask Grant Morrison to give me a haircut?

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    Where's the joystick?!?

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    Well, if Hello Kitty can market themselves out to vibrator companies, why not?

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    When I was young, the Vybe wasn't around;
    what a novel use of audio sound.

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