When Peter Parker Had Sex With Aunt May (SPOILERS)

[Rich Johnston]

Today, Marvel published Amazing Spider-Man #699, the follow up to the explosive twist in Amazing Spider-Man #698. So, you know, spoilers.

But if you'd thrown your arms up in the air at the dead Peter Parker-in-Doctor-Octopus' body, and had sworn off picking up the next issue, maybe this will change your mind.

Or maybe it won't.

You see, Peter Parker isn't dead. At the beginning of the new issue, the SHIELD medical team get to work and revive his crashing body. And then we get a narrative from Peter Parker's point of view as he explores his new body... and its memories.

Firstly, we were bang on the money with this theory and where it all began.

But more than that, we discover events that occurred before the planned marriage of Aunt May and Otto Octavius. And exactly what they got up to with Doc Ock's ninth appendage.

So not only do we get this revelation but Peter Parker has to experience having sex with his aunt, first hand.

Why does it feel that this could be a Key Issue for collectors?

Here's the money shot. As it were.



Comics courtesy of Orbital Comics, London.



Launching on Thursday Dec 6th 2012 the ?Torchsongs and Fire Hoses? issue of The Illustrated Ape magazine at Orbital Comics sponsored with an exhibition of artwork from the issue running from December 6 to January 6.

This 200 copy limited edition publication comes in a ?Take Away Gallery? bag with a 50 page comics section, CD & special Monkey Shoulder gift.

Contributing artists include:Mina Milk,Debbie Griffin,Marko Matysik.Anthony Ausgang,Matt Valentine,Molly Crabapple,Billy Chainsaw,Henry Hate,Jason Atomic,Jack Mclean,Carl Stimpson, Scott Jason Smith,Dwam Ipomee,Paul Ashley Brown, Trina Dalziel, RiotQueer, Nigel Burch,Jacob Stead, Sina Sparrow,Jessica Kemp, Beibei Nie,Bern Campbell, Madoka NagataandZak Smith.

[Cavemold]

Poor peter!!!!!! Wtf!!

[ChrisMcFeely]

In many ways, I've enjoyed Slott's depiction of May as a real woman with sexual desires, going back to the kick-off of her relationship with Jay, instead of the one-dimensional old lady she's been for most of her existence.

On the other, EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ew ew ew ew ew EWWWWWWWWWWWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT ewwwWWWWWWWWWW

[Cavemold]

Dan slott , do you like old ladies?????

[starman]

Wrinkly balls.

[Hdefined]

Wait, if Peter's in Ock's body, but Peter knows he's Peter (that is, Peter has retained his own mind), then how does he have access to Dock Ock's memories, which are in Ock's mind? That just doesn't--

Ah, whatever.

[starman]

So I grabbed my boombox and hit the turbo bass
And what happened next was a total disgrace

Everybody started having sex
The music was way too powerful
A bunch of old people f***ing like rabbits
It was disgusting to say the least

Oh!

A boombox can change the world
You gotta know your limits with a boombox
This was a cautionary tale
A boombox is not a toy

THE LONELY ISLAND - BOOMBOX LYRICS

[MattMoylan]

EW. Is Dan Slott really just a pen name for Garth Ennis?

[Ian Coke]

Wait, if Peter's in Ock's body, but Peter knows he's Peter (that is, Peter has retained his own mind), then how does he have access to Dock Ock's memories, which are in Ock's mind? That just doesn't--

Ah, whatever.

The point seems to be that Pete, for whatever reason, now appears to have memories of having had sex with Aunt May. Before they were married.

[Hdefined]

EW. Is Dan Slott really just a pen name for Garth Ennis?

If I were Garth Ennis, I'd reach across the internet and slap you for that comparison.