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How To Sell A Greg Capullo Batman Skateboard On eBay. Or Not.

$_57When composing the perfect eBay listing you should consider many things

1) The best possible picture of the item you are selling. Possibly use natural light, try not to use a very low grade camphone. A good picture gives confidence in the buyer.

2) Admit to any faults up front, it will engender a feeling of trust.

3) List everything that you as a buyer would want to know. Step into your shoes and think what they would want to know.

4) And finally, always – and I cannot stress this enough – always give a full, frank detailed history of your problems with parental access to your children, in a variety of font sizes and colours, with a special note to take any opportunity to dress down the mother of your kids, with sexually abusive profanity. Because nothing, I mean nothing, makes me want to buy a Greg Capullo Batman skateboard than reading

So they keep his name on it so I (A PERSON SHE CANT CONTROL) can't get to my son. So she chooses this wimp of a Colombian Man Raoul Alberto Martin (who lets a WHITE woman tell him that his biological daughter WILL NOT SPEAK SPANISH) and he allows it???? Never heard of ANY Latin Man allowing such a thing!? Have you???
They have changed his cell number, will not answer my calls texts or messages and say that MY SON no longer cares to see or speak to me now.

…in the description. Basically, there is a time and a place.

It currently has no buyer and six watchers.


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Rich JohnstonAbout Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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