The Daily Star Announce Paris Jackson To Be The Next Doctor Who

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See? This, this is what happens in Britain when we hear the lead in Doctor Who is stepping down and the BBC are looking for a replacement. Even though we think they settled on one in January. Everyone goes mad.

You get national newspapers like The Daily Star putting the news on the front page that the late Michael Jackson‘s 15 year old daughter, Paris Jackson, is going to get the role of The Doctor. And why? Simply because she tweeted…