Promotional Image For Lars Von Trier’s Nymphomaniac Shows The Cast… Erm…. Posing

I wouldn’t call this image unsafe for work, but seeing as I’m at work now, in my own bed, perhaps my standards are out of touch.

This picture was released this morning alongside a press release announcing that the films – because this particular Lars Von Trier movie is too big for a single session – will premiere in Copenhagen this December. It’s all a deliberately timed bit of Cannes baiting – and that probably extends to the duct tape Von Trier has across his mouth in this image.

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