Patton Oswalt’s Eight Minute Improvised Pitch For Star Wars Episode VII

Here’s a deleted scene from this week’s episode of Parks and Recreation in which Patton Oswalt delivers his pitch for the next Star Wars film. I reckon they could have asked him to do this three times in a row and gotten an entire trilogy out of the man, and it’s almost a shame they didn’t.

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Oswalt would have gotten busted pretty quickly if they were playing by the rules of Just A Minute. And that, actually, is just the reform that fillibuster laws require – Paul Merton with a buzzer.

Thanks to The AV Club for the embed.

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