Lying In The Gutters – April Fool’s Day 2013

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What a foolish day… naturally Bleeding Cool ran a few. But we also ran a few that could have been… but weren’t. We’ll label them all at Noon PT, 3pm ET, 8pm BST.

But we also liked these April Fools:

 

 

 

  • A new Prometheus Blu-ray will tease “part robot, part god” xenomorphs for the sequel.
  • The Golden Age forgotten Zeus Comics. (above)
  • Channing Tatum has been cast as He-Man, reuniting him with his GI Joe – Retaliation director Jon Chu.
  • Castle star Stana Katic will appear in SHIELD as Agent Con, a love interest for Coulson.
  • Various Harry Potter alumni have been cast in the BBC’s TV version of JK Rowling’s The Casual Vacancy.
  • Disney have bought Middle Earth Enterprises, including the rights to The Lord of the Rings and Hobbit movies… meanwhile, Peter Jackson is to start wearing glasses again.
  • The first image of Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sin City 2. Or maybe just a completely unrelated image, eh?
  • Christopher Nolan confirms a Nightwing movie. There’s a photoshop-job poster, too.
  • Warwick Davis is replacing Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones so that the producers can take Tyron Lannister “in a new direction.”

And I got totally fooled by Ty Templeton.

So what have you been reading this week?

Top Twenty Traffic Of The Week

  1. No More Calling Them Mutants
  2. Dark Horse To Adapt George Lucas’ Original Concept, The Star Wars
  3. A Great Man Of Steel Spoiler Rumour
  4. David Tennant, Billie Piper And John Hurt Confirmed For Doctor Who 50
  5. Is Lex Luthor in Man of Steel?
  6. Wait Six Months Until Marvelman (UPDATE)
  7. The Changing Face Of Havok And “The M-Word”
  8. Marvel Movieverses United – Disney And Fox Films To Cross Over
  9. Will Dial H Be Cancelled With Issue #16?
  10. Avengers: Endless Wartime, An Original Graphic Novel by Warren Ellis and Mike McKone
  11. What If Mike Johnson Walked Off Supergirl And No One Noticed? (UPDATE)
  12. Two Revelations In Fantastic Four #5AU
  13. The Changing Face Of Cyclops
  14. John Constantine Is The Lead Character Of Guillermo Del Toro
  15. The Full Length Trailer For The Wolverine Hits
  16. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose
  17. Filling In The Gaps Between Age Of Ultron, Fantastic Four And Superior Spider-Man
  18. How Iron Man Three Will Make You Squee (SPOILERS)
  19. Fourteen Thoughts About Fourteen Comics
  20. Planetary Gets An Omnibus

And Ten You May Prefer

  1. Jeff Smith’s New Webcomic- Tuki Save The Humans
  2. Bleeding Cool Movie Podcast – GI Joe, Good Vibrations, Trance, Roland Emmerich Films, Identity Thief And More
  3. The Changing Magicians Of Constantine #1
  4. Judy Greer Is A Chimp In Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes
  5. Kevin Maguire Talks Valiant And Acclaim Contracts
  6. Doctor Who Lunacy: Did Rose Already Return? Who Will Tennant Play In The Anniversary Special?
  7. Will Jupiter’s Legacy Top 150,000 Orders?
  8. House Of Cards – US And UK
  9. Two New Identities For Josh Hoopes
  10. Bleeding Cool Go In The House With Francois Ozon

And do check out our WonderCon coverage – it was plentiful!

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