Rumour: Christian Bale To Play Batman In Justice League, Directed By Zack Snyder, Produced By Christopher Nolan

El Mayimbe of Latino Review is going for broke. His latest rumour is the internet equivalent of throwing a bottle of paraffin on the barbecue while laughing maniacally.

So, you can see the man recount his tall tale in the video below but, in short, here it is: Chris Nolan is producing Justice League, Zack Snyder will produce and possibly direct and Christian Bale will reprise his role as Bruce Wayne and Batman.

Put that in the believe-it-when-you-see-it file. And tell me, from the gut: how plausible does it sound to you, right now?

And having thought about it, and run the numbers for a bit?

I wonder what El Mayimbe’s new drive for publicity is all about? I wonder how long he thinks he can keep dealing from this particular pack before he’s all out of cards?

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