Another Red Band Trailer For Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters

The gory, slightly sweary, borderline nudie trailer premiered at Collider, who say:

This new trailer sheds a bit more light on their backstory. Hansel and Gretel are revealed to have a motive for killing witches that goes beyond just having a badass profession.

Hang on… they don’t know the original story? We need a trailer now to tell us who Hansel and Gretel were? Seems like this might as well have been Jack and Jill: Witch Hunters.

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While I don’t believe anybody making Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters wanted to make bad movie, I’m starting to think they weren’t capable of making a good one.

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