Vin Diesel Will Be Kojak, Bond Guys Putting Words And Lollipops Into His Mouth

Universal has hired sometime Bond writers Neal Purvis and Robert Wade to script their Kojak movie. It’s going to star Vin Diesel because he’s already bald and that’s obviously what they’re going for here. Somebody bald and known for being bald.

Me, I’d have gone for Samuel L. Jackson and shaved him. And not just because I like Jackson with a smooth dome.
According to The Hollywood Reporter, the studio has been hearing a lot of pitches for this project and it was Purvis and Wade who nailed it for them.

Now… can somebody remind me exactly what it was about Kojak that made him interesting? You know, apart from the bald thing?

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