A Religious Tirade Against Two And A Half Men – From The Star Of Two And A Half Men

During this video, Angus T. Jones rails against the ungodly filth that is Two and a Half Men, the show that he stars in for a reported $350 thousand dollars per episode.

The purpose of the clip is promote the Forerunner Christian Church, which Jones says he chose essentially because he likes black people.

I’m sure it will attract some scary stalker types at least.

Here’s the video. You’ll want to skip forward to 7 minutes and 36 seconds for the salient bit, such as it is. Or you can read the transcript below.

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Jake from Two and a Half Men means nothing… he’s a non-existent character. If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men. I’m on Two and a Half Men and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching, please stop filling your head filling your head with filth. Please. People say it’s just entertainment. The fact that it’s entertainment… Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, and especially with what you watch on television. It’s bad news…

Just watch out. Watch out. Because a lot of people don’t like to think about how deceptive the enemy is. He’s been doing this for a lot longer than any of us have been around.

He was doing so well for a while there.

I might like to suggest to Jones that his ever growing pile of silver dollars is all too obvious and that if he believes, at all, what he’s saying then he just needs to get himself out of the show. What possible excuse does he have?

Thanks to TMZ – which actually is filth – for the video.

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