I Know You Want To See The Smurfs 2 Teaser At Any Cost, So...

…here it is in Spanish.

Interestingly, I can’t make out any Spanish-language version of that thing where they use “Smurf” in place of many other words. Which is very possibly down to my inability to sift these sounds in my head, though it would be interesting if some international Smurfs didn’t bother with this.

I was hoping some of the mean-spirited Naughties would appear in this teaser. Not hoping very hard, mind. I didn’t get out the prayer wheel.

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