Full Trailer For The Expendables 2 – And First Look At Their Orange Wednesday

The first trailer for The Expendables 2 looks and sounds pretty much as one might expect. I don’t want to spoil it for you, so just watch it before reading on.

Let’s just look at some of that written down.

I now pronounce you man and knife.

I’m back.

Track ’em, find ’em, ‘kill ’em.

You’re not doing what I think you’re doing?

Yeah, I am.

And, oh, how the audience will roll in the aisles.

I’d imagine that trailer will play with every screening of Safe in the world.

Going for greater saturation, however, is the new Expendables-themed gold spot for Orange. This is the thing that will play right before movies in British cinemas FOR MONTHS ON END. It starts screening tomorrow, but here’s a couple of first-look images.

Yep, that’s James Buckley from The Inbetweeners. I don’t look forward to watching this for WEEKS AND WEEKS AND WEEKS. Can’t they please bring back the Muppets one? Or Mr. Dresden? I’ll settle for Mr. Dresden.

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