The Legion Of Well Endowed Heroes

Well, if Archie Comics are doing it, why not the Legion Of Superheroes?  Take this fight scene with a certain physically malleable young lady.

Going in for the kill there, she’s got no leverage, what’s she going to…

Of course, grow a ten foot hinged barbed penis. That will work. Still, despite the fighting, at least he knows that she’s glad to see him.