Three New Dark Knight Rises Pictures Are Essentially Begging For Your Captions

It’s Batweek in the Batentertainment Batweekly, with three new Batimages cropping up online ahead of their Batspecial hitting the Batnewstands any moment.

(Because the 1960s TV Batman habit of Batnaming Bateverything should never die, that’s why.)

I reckon these pictures are essentially crying out for unfunny captions. Where’s Rich when I need him?

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