Back in 2009, a statement appeared on the official Flight of the Conchords website:
We’ve noticed the less we say about the future of the show, the more people want to talk about it, so in an effort to reverse this trend we are today announcing that we won’t be returning for a third season.
Tears were shed. Big fat, juicy, Mel tears.
Shortly afterwards, the spectacles-free Conchord, Bret MacKenzie spoke to the NME and went so far as to say:
I don’t know if it’s officially dead, but I think it’d be more likely that we’d do a film or something like that.
Two years on, and things have firmed up just a little. We’re going from probability to actual intention, as MacKenzie has told The Hollywood Reporter:
We’re gonna try and do a movie. We just need a story.
Can it be a story with a Rhymenocerous in it, please?
Quite how long it will take Bret and his co-Conchord Jemaine Clement to come up with a movie plot is anybody’s guess. Compare their situation to that of The Mighty Boosh, also a comedy double act “with music”, also creators of a beloved TV series, also some years past their show airing new episodes, and also – supposedly – looking for a story for a feature film (and, as it happens, talking to the NME about it while their director works on a big screen adaptation of an old Children’s favourite TV show).
Good luck to you, Conchords. I hope your trying to do a movie translates into actually doing it soon enough.