Everybody Wants Some Private Time In The Red Band Trailer For The New American Pie

And along comes the first trailer for the latest film about that lad who tried to screw an apple pie, and all of his charming friends.

They’re calling it American Reunion without any kind of American Pie sequel numbering at all. Shame, I’d have loved the studio to commit, definitively, to either the inclusion or exclusion of the piss weak DTV installments.

This trailer is “Red Band” which means, I think, the people who will appreciate it the most aren’t supposed to watch it.

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Whereas the earlier chapters of this series were all about the curious sexual impulses of teenagers and young adults, this new one seems to be milking, for want of a better term, the masturbation habits of married couples. Great. Date. Movie.

The image at the head of the post came from USA Today. Here’s a few more.

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