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The Five Worst Valentine Geek Gifts…

You're in a relationship. Lucky you. Whether forty years, or four days old, Valentine's Day is quite challenging for the geek-smitten. Whether you both have a fondness for Absolute Sandman and Legion flight rings, or not, there are some geeky gifts that should probably be avoided at this time of year…

Of course if it's too late, you have bought any of the below, and they accept it with not just a smile but absolute glee, then you've got yourself a keeper!

5. The Ghatan Butt Plug.

So you're experimenting sexually, but seriously is there any turn off greater than having the first born of Mythos shoved where the sun don't shine? From the people who brough you Cthhulhu, zombie and xenomorph dildos…

4. And on that point, the Forbidden Planet rocket.

"You expect me to put a comic shop logo up me?

3.A classic Lois Lane comic

"And the message is…"

"Um… I love you?"

2. Captain America Female Costume

"It's not enough that you buy me some skanky comic costume which, you know, I'm okay with, but it's non canon! And I'm Canadian!"

1. Flash Men's Underwear.

"What are you trying to say"

"Nothing, just…"

"I'm the fastest man alive?"

"Well…"

"That I'm shit in bed?"

"Well…"

*Breaks into tears*

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