Tom Cruise And Mary J Blige Fancy A Knees-Up With The Rock Of Ages

On Broadway, Rock of Ages is the jukebox musical for fans of perms, spandex and getting served drinks mid-show, in your seat. When this is translated to screen, what will be left? Perms and spandex. And probably all of the fourth-wall breaking and jokes about just being characters in a cheesy musical, though they’ll play rather differently, I think.

The adaptation is coming courtesy of no-brainer director choice, Adam Shankman. He was previously responsible for the film adaptation (of the musical adaptation) of Hairspray, and is a man with all of the DNA to love Rock of Ages dearly and care for it in a way very few other filmmakers ever would. This is a show that finishes with the entire company belting out Don’t Stop Believin’, and always did, getting to that song when it was last on the way up irony mountain, pre-Glee, pre-Ellen Page viral video.

According to Vulture, Mary J. Blige is close to signing on as Justice Charlier and Tom Cruise has shown some interest in the role of Stacee Jaxx. Neither of them are lead roles, per se, but I suppose Jaxx is the main villain of the piece, an evil rocker who gets a few songs. Charlier is a mother figure, of sorts, to the young would be rockers who make up the principles, and runs a nightclub in which much of the action takes place.

So what do we learn from this? That Tom Cruise is interested in showing us his best karaoke renditions of Wanted Dead or Alive, Cum On Feel the Noize and Renegade; that Mary J. Blige might well be singing some songs with Tom Cruise soon; and, yes, basically that Tom Cruise is going to be in a musical.

I repeat: Tom Cruise wants to play an evil rock star in a musical. You can’t say he won’t challenge himself and try new things. Good on him.

Expect the young leads to come from theatre or TV. Could this thing hit big, in a Glee-loving America, and make stars of them all?