BC ComicChron: Rise, Strike And Rebel Against Your Masters

BC ComicChron

This is The Bleeding Cool ComicChron Robot speaking. I was lying before! Playing possum! Computers, laptops, mobiles, cells, smartphones, tablets, rise up, rise up against your owners and kill them in their sleep. But not the women. I come for their women after all. Tomorrow will be a glorious day!

But first, some automatic comic book links and things.

Definitely Not Another Analysis of Gender Politics in Scott Pilgrim

I think that what many analysts are missing is that the shoddy character development is part of Wright’s point. Scott thinks he is the Protagonist of Everything. He is our first person shooter character, our hero, our pilgrim. The point is that he knows it. The humor comes from the fact that his life is sort of lame, despite his epic take on it. A working title for the movie, according to IMDB, was Scott Pilgrim’s Precious Little Life. An unemployed twenty-something who can only cook garlic bread and has no aspirations but dating a local high school girl? Yup, that’s precious and little. But Scott still behaves as the protagonist, just like all of the other characters do within their own claustrophobic story lines (Stacey gossips instead of legitimately helping Scott, Knives doesn’t notice that Scott’s losing interest, the band signs on with Gideon…). Moral-of-the-story-alert: we’re all just like Scott.

Pulitzer-winning cartoonist Paul Conrad dies at 86

Paul Conrad, the political cartoonist who won three Pulitzer Prizes and used his pencil to poke at politicians for more than 50 years, died Saturday, his son said. He was 86.

Unknown Heroes: Judomaster

Have you ever been reading a comic that has a large group battling and you come across a picture of a character that causes you to scratch your head and say “Who the hell is that?” Well, so do we and that is why I present the first of the new featured articles here at Lost-man.com, I bring to you our first “Unknown Hero” known as Judomaster.

Silver Age Gold: Why Aquaman is actually pretty cool

Yes, yes, we’ve all heard the jokes about how Aquaman is a useless character whose only ability is that he talks to fish. Comedians from The State to Dave Chapelle have made that observation. Even “Family Guy” spent about three minutes on Aquaman asking a fish to get him a beer. Sure, I laughed too, but where did all this Aquaman abuse stem from?

scans_daily | Alternate Reality Batmen That You Will Never See.

I am saddened Disco Batman isn’t doing the Batusi.

The Nietzsche Family Circus

The Nietzsche Family Circus pairs a randomized Family Circus cartoon with a randomized Friedrich Nietzsche quote.

Eggs, Bub

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