Number Crunching Alan Moore’s Dodgem Logic #6

Number crunching takes a terribly mercurial and statistical take on modern pop culture. Ascribing to the motto: Never mind the quality, feel the width, in a world where we get less and less for our money. Number Crunching wishes to reward the generous.

Issue number: 5

Cost: £3.50 ($4.80)

Pages: 78

Cost per page: 4 pence (6 cents)

Alan Moore’s pages: 11, but his nicotine stained fingerprints are everywhere.

Pages by Tom Pickard from his upcoming autobiography: 12

Pages by Melibnda Gebbie on her time working on Where The Wind Blows: 4

Panels per page on Farmer and Healey’s Bwoken Bwitain strip: 18

Average panels per page in Josie Long’s My Stupid Opinions: 20

Panels per page in David Quantick and Savage Pencil’s strip: 3

Panels per page in Claire Ashby’s Urban Guerilla Gardener: 5

Full frontal naked men: 1

Heroic Couplets by Moore: 34

Ideas for jokes by Robin Ince: 18

Ingredients in recipe for Moore(ish) Berry Trifle: 6

Ways to survive the apocalypse by Margaret Killjoy: 2

Good girl pulp novel covers in Steve Holland’s piece: 8

Date when Alan Moore’s piece on Burroughs was performed: 2005

Next issue: Stewart Lee.