Monthly Archives: August 2010

Porn Version of The Human Centipede – Here’s The Full Script

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Today’s the day that The Human Centipede opens in cinemas across the UK. The perfect time, then, to introduce you to The Human Sexipede. It seems that the script was available on the film’s official site, though it now seems to be gone. But not forgotten. Indeed, I’ve got it here and I want to…

Weirdest Guest Of Wizard World Chicago – Rod Blagojevich (UPDATE)

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What do you do when your political career is over, your name is a national joke and you have nothing left to live for? You go to Wizard World Comic Con. Disgraced Illinois politician Rod Blagojevich will appear at Wizard World Chicago Comic Con tomorrow – not to open it, but to set up his…

First On-Set Shot From Comic Book Movie Captain Thunder (And A Tiny Poster)

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Yeah, Captain Thunder. Capitán Trueno. Not exactly one of the most popular comic book characters amongst Bleeding Cool readers (site stats says that the Porno Batman is most popular) but I’m still very curious about his upcoming translation to the big screen myself. The film’s first on-set image has appeared at Cinemania. Here we see…

Brendan McCarthy Seeks Publisher For FUBAR

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Brendan McCarthy has written and drawn a new comic book. It is called FUBAR. He does not yet have a publisher. Interested parties are invited to enquire at swiminipurpose@yahoo.com

Who Are The Frontrunners To Direct The Next Wolverine Picture?

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I’m not sure how this is going to go over with you, but I’m rather disappointed myself. While the next Wolverine picture has a perfect leading man and screenwriter Christopher McQuarrie has, Bleeding Cool hears, delivered an exceptional screenplay, I’m not too convinced by the studio’s pick of directors. Second choice, say Vulture, is Robert…

Pond Life by Martin Conaghan #11 – Making Historika

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One of the deeper aspects of the comic book industry that I’ve been keen to cover is the creation of comics themselves – ie. a glimpse into the physical process of putting the thing together and watching it all spring to life. I’ve already offered up some basics on obtaining an endorsement for your comic…

Ape Entertainment To Publish Black Dynamite Comic?

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I understand from the floor of Wizard World Chicago Comic Con that Ape Entertainment is planning to publish a comic book series based on the recently DVD-released Black Dynamite moxploitation movie. Here’s the trailer. It stars Michael Jai White. You know? The guy who played Spawn in the movie? Yeah, yeah, it’s okay to have…

Short ‘n Curlies #49

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The Keyboard Is My FuckMonkey: Okay…  Back to last week’s ongoing Super-Heroic Super-Ramble. CATCHUP CORNER: You’ll recall we concluded — using the triple-pronged spear of Logic, Axiomatic Truth and Si Shouting Nonsense Until We All Nod And Agree — that the modern archetype of a Crime-Fighting Super Hero is occasionally hamstrung by the sheer unbelievability…

Insomnia Publications Finally Gets Put To Sleep

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UK graphic novel publisher Crawford Coutts of Insomnia Publications has issued the following statement; Dear all, I am writing to advise you that due to cash flow issues within the business I recently formed the opinion that continuing to trade was no longer viable. Sadly, the recession and credit crunch has resulted in a reduced…

Michael Giacchino Scoring The New Star Tours, Plus Tour Promo Video

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Michael Giacchino started his professional composing career working on video games, moved on to TV, then to cinema and even branched out into theme park attractions. What’s next? I would suggest original music for public transport. It could use it. Something dramatic* for every time the train plunges into the tunnel would be especially good….

Trailer And Clips: Mike Leigh’s Another Year

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How does it go again? Remember, remember the 5th of November, Gunpowder, treason, plot… and the new film from Mike Leigh It’s called Another Year and it looks like it might be rather good Just a little poem there. One that will be on the lips of every Brit this Autumn. The Guardian today premiered…

Two Trailers For Juan Of The Dead

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Look! It’s Juan of the Dead! Juan De Los Muertos is directed by Alejandro Brugues. I wonder… is there any socio-political subtext to be squeezed from this official synopsis? Juan is a typical forty-year-old slacker. One day Havana begins to fill up with zombies. Juan decides that the best way to cope with it is…