Burton and Depp’s Dark Shadows To Shoot in January, New Draft By Seth Grahame-Smith

Seth Grahame-Smith is probably best known to Little Bleeders as the man that Tony Lee adapted. His Pride and Prejudice and Zombies kick-started a deluge of rewritten literary classics, tweaked to include monsters and behemoths, and his Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is at the forefront of applying the same schtick to historical figures.
We already knew that Grahame-Smith was teaming up with Burton to produce a big-screen Abraham Lincoln picture, likely to be directed by Timur Bekmembetov. It seems they’ve really hit it off as Deadline have reported that Grahame-Smith will be writing the next draft of Burton’s upcoming Dark Shadows movie, ahead of a January shoot date. Finally!
Johnny Depp is still attached to star as Barnabas Collins, a vampire looking for his lost love and who, in one extended storyline, travelled back to 1841 to heroically alter the timeline and prevent a disaster. At another juncture in the show’s incredibly complex, soapy plot, Barnabas travelled to a parallel dimension in which he met Bizzaro versions of many regular characters. I’m doubtful that the movie is going to dwell on either of those odd chapters but secretly hoping that both get mixed in somehow.
And neither would I expect it to spend much time on the show’s pre-Barnabas era, especially when they have Johnny Depp in that role.
I think Burton and Depp are about to get caught between Twilight lovers and Twilight haters, each group with their own sharp and pointy bias to prod Dark Shadows with.