Monthly Archives: June 2010

Br8ce URself 4 D 5nal Destination

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There’s a surprisingly strong director attached to the next Final Destination movie. Hardly seems fair, does it? Neither on him or on us. And calling it The 5nal Destination, as Warner Bros. are threatening to do, is just spiteful. The lucky guy is going to be Steven Quayle, a second unit director on James Cameron’s…

Walter Mitty Remake Flops Into Lap of Gore Verbinski

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There’s been a remake of The Secret life of Walter Mitty on the cards for a good while now. I remember when Jim Carrey was attached to star, with Steven Spielberg supposedly set to direct. When Carrey dropped out, Owen Wilson held the hot seat for a while, and then it was Mike Meyers’ turn…

Ice Road Truckers Claim The Wages of Fear

Behind Enemy Lines and Max Payne culprit John Moore is currently working on a comic book called Dead Soldier for Liquid, and like all Liquid titles the idea is apparently to use the comic as a launch pad for a film. I won’t go into more detail there – I’m not the comics guy round…

Realm Of Kings Hardcover For Pauper’s Price On Amazon

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The Realm Of Kings oversized hardcover will collect the Marvel cosmic crossover, consisting of Realm of Kings: Inhumans #1-5, Realm of Kings: Son of Hulk #1-4, and Realm of Kings: Imperial Guard #1-5. But before it sees publication, it’s having a few price issues on Amazon it seems. A retail price of $39.99, Amazon.com have…

And Now a Rango Trailer That Actually Feels Like a Trailer

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With those floppy arms, big ball eyes, uncommon skin colour,  run-around Wahhhhhhhhhh! and comedy gulp, Johnny Depp’s latest star turn sure has a touch of the Kermit about him. Second rate Kermit, of course, but Kermit none the less. Director Gore Verbinski apparently eschewed performance capture for key-frame animation for Rango, yet still filmed a…

We All Scream For Scream 4

Why don’t we have a rapid-fire roundup of the Scream 4 comings and goings over the last couple of days? First of all, here’s a snap of Neve Campbell with what appears to be a sassy new do for the movie. That’s Nancy O’Dell of Access Hollywood with the long blonde tresses. She can thank…

Removing Cigarettes And Falling Babies

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In Ultimate Avengers #5, Mark Millar and Carlos Pacheco threw a baby out of the window. Okay, the Red Skull did it. And it’s a fictional baby. But still. The scene caused a lot of fuss -  but it had been bawlderised once already. Below are the original pencils compared with the printed art. The…

Fathom Marries Metallo In Hawaii

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You can see it in their eyes. “We married each other. And not you”. An item since 2004, engaged since 2006. Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have tied the knot. Let no geek put asunder. And what a combined geek rating they have. Various parts of Megan Fox were the star of Transformers 1…

Garth Ennis’ Chronicles Of Wormwood #4 – Avatar Another Plug Of The Week

A new issue comes this way, with Garth Ennis and Oscar Jiminez’ first collaborative run together on the book run about the anti-Christ trying to hide in plain sight as a media mogul and not bring about the end of the world. Even if a talking rabbit, a nymphomaniac dead Joan of Arc , a…

Pixar’s Scottish Folk Tale Brave To Get Music By Bono and The Edge?

The upcoming Pixar picture Brave, formerly The Bear and the Bow, will be their first film with a female protagonist and their first film with a female director, two points of relevance in view of how hungrily the internet chews up this particular studio’s apparent gender politics. It’s a folk tale set in Scotland and…

Terry Gilliam’s Big New Idea For The Man Who Killed Don Quixote Mk 2

If everything goes to plan, Terry Gilliam will commence production this September on his new, improved, second version of The Man Who Killed Don Quixote. It’s a full decade now since cameras first turned on the project, and as the tragicomic documentary Lost in La Mancha so painfully showed, quite quickly stopped turning again. There’s…

Warren Ellis’ Captain Swing #2 – Avatar Plug Of The Week

This is an advance preview of the much-awaited second issue of (deep breath in) Warren Ellis and Raulo Caceres’ Captain Swing And The Electrical Pirates Of Cindery Island from Avatar. Yes it’s been a while. But you know what they say about absence making the heart grow fonder? Of course, this is all steampunk pirates,…