Bizarre Breasts - Lady Deadpool #1

She eats pizza. She’s got a teddy. Hopefully she washed her hands after slaying. It’s a fun cover, one of seven Deadpool-titled comics this month. But… I’m sorry, what are those on her front?

While we had fun with Kaare Andrew’s Astonishing X-Men cover yesterday, Emma Frost was presented in a cartoony format, exaggerated, sure, but in a stylish over-the-top fashion. That can’t be said for Greg Land, whose work is more on the photorealist side, and often uses photoreferencing for his work.

Which makes this pair of bangers particularly poorly designed. Two spherical semicircles, perfectky separated, with pointing up nipple extensions. I mean not even fake tits behave like this. Gravity does actually exist, even in a tight fitting uniform with special fibreglass breast pocket holders at the front.

Of course you can’t pin this totally on Greg Land here, but the colourist for creating those peculiar globes from the linework given. The solicitations don’t have any colouring credits – but irony dictates that it’s a woman.

SPECIAL SPINOFF FEATURE: BIZARRE PENISES

From the new Marvel solicitations for X-Campus #2,

Opposing factions within the Worthington Foundation begin to reveal themselves when a powerful new student, Kurt Wanger, arrives on campus.

CI7lIMIXAAQ9fSa

Brian K Vaughan To Write The Walking Dead #ImageExpo

CI7fRfjWEAEXoBS

Gail Simone And Cat Staggs Launch Crosswind #ImageExpo

CI7fRfjWEAEXoBS

Jason Aaron, RM Guera Reunite For The Goddamned, And Remastering The Other Side With Cameron Stewart #ImageExpo

CI7fRfjWEAEXoBS

Nicola Scott And Greg Rucka's Black Magick #ImageExpo - With 2 Issues In The Can!

dice-explains-star-wars-battlefront-on-rails-at-ats-143525165443

Leaked Battlefield Alpha Footage Finds Its Way Online

CI7fRfjWEAEXoBS

Kaare Andrews The One % - After Marvel Wouldn't Pay For His Drinks - #ImageExpo

CI7fRfjWEAEXoBS

Ronald Wimberley's Sunset Park And Slave Punk At #ImageExpo

CI7cj2SWIAAX3iL

Chynna Clugston-Flores Takes Blue Monday And Scooter Girl To #ImageExpo

CI7cj2SWIAAX3iL

Virgil by Steve Orlando, JD Faith, Beckett, And Thomas Mauer At #ImageExpo For 'Queersploitation'

Si Spurrier And Ryan Kelly's Cry Havoc To Spotlight Colourists #ImageExpo (VIDEO)