Look! It Moves! by Adi Tantimedh #41: Why Politicians Shouldn’t Watch Anime

Not a lot I felt like spending an entire column on this week. Topics linger in my notes like Miyamoto Musashi in pop culture, Tsukasa Hojo’s transvestite sitcom manga F-COMPO, the sociopolitical nuances of the anime movie SUMMER WARS, the sublime technothriller pulp of UNTIL DEATH DO US PART, but I’m just not in the mood to tackle them at the moment.

Thankfully, my filmmaker friend and former film schoolmate Olly sent along this link:

Shout-out: Olly Blackburn co-wrote and directed the cult thriller DONKEY PUNCH, which is a slasher flick without the slasher, since the story proves that dumb pretty people are perfectly fine at killing each other horribly, sometimes even on purpose, without the help of a homicidal maniac. You should rent it for shits and giggles.

So anyway, the Democratic Representative of Manchester, New Hampshire, Nick Levasseur is in the shit for posting on his facebook page that Anime is proof that two nukes weren’t enough. Apart from being another silly sausage who doesn’t understand how online privacy doesn’t really exist, this is a rare case of someone actually getting into trouble for being an internet troll. Just google him and see how many pages he and his remarks are now on. But there are big questions left unanswered here:

Which anime did he see?

That’s what I really want to know. Did he recoil at the slave-owning subtext of POKEMON? Was he shown the pedophilic creepiness of Moe? Did he snap when he discovered how interminably long INUYASHA is? Was he exposed to 90s Tentacle Porn? Did FIST OF THE NORTH STAR turn out not to be the gay porn he desperately hoped it would be? Or maybe it did? Once again, lazy and indifferent American journalism has let us all down by not asking the important questions. In this day and age, we can pretty much expect politicians and pundits to completely not get pop culture the young ‘uns like, especially the really young ‘uns and if it’s foreign, because foreign is Other and Unfathomable. Just look at the media and politicos’ hysteria over video games in the UK right now. But what I wonder about Levasseur is whether he really didn’t understand anime or whether he might have understood some of it a little too well.

Well, if Levasseur has to leave politics, he can take heart in his career prospects. His remark is exactly the kind of thing the meglomaniacal foreign (often American) villain would say in Japanese manga and anime. He can immigrate to Japan and start an acting career playing the Gaijin villain in Japanese thrillers. They’re very tolerant in Japanese show business – acting ability is entirely optional for white actors there. Or failing that, Levasseur can try for a consultancy job at Tokyopop.

In slow weeks, comically indiscreet idiots like Levasseur prove once again that they were put on this Earth to entertain us at their own expense.

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