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Never Cross Noel Clarke On Twitter

Published Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:00:18 -0600

noel Noel Clarke is probably most recognised on the street for playing Mickey Clarke in Doctor Who, the first black Doctor Who companion. But he also wrote a decent Torchwood episode, the movie kidulthood and wrote/directed its sequel adulthood, finding a unique vantage point somewhere between Menace II Society and Grange Hill. He's now a major player in British film, winning the BAFTA Rising Star Award with a number of projects filming and in production, including 4.3.2.1.

And he's great on Twitter. But don't you know cross him. Or mention him in an ad hominem attack of any kind. Because he will hunt you down like the dog you are.

And retweet you.

Check out the next 3 tweets. See what cunts i gotta deal with.

RossKeniston Things I've learnt today. @NoelClarke doesn't like Where The Wild Things Are. What does he know about movies, anyway?! Honestly.

RossKeniston @NoelClarke I'd like to think you realized that was sarcasm! I would never intentionally offend you or your skills. Apologies if I did!

RossKeniston Things I've learnt today : Should keep my mouth shut or else I'll be outed by second rate directors.

Nice eh?

Didn't do that 2 get support. not just here 2 hear what i want. if you don't like something tell me. but B smart, and we can talk. not c*nty

i'm a block him. click on his followers and block the first 2 pages of them as well… just because… then have a supermalt.

I love Noel Clarke. Until, um, he takes offense and has a go at something I say, obviously. But can we make "block him, click on his followers and block the first two pages" as the new "kill him and his entire family"?

go on, who can make me a T-shirt…

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