Monthly Archives: July 2009

Brian Bendis Remembers Getting Laid A Lot In The Nineties – Official

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Earlier today I ran the story that Marvel would be relaunching the Ultimate Comics titles with Foilogram enhancement covers, reminiscent of Marvel and many other publishers choices during the nineties, including Ghost Rider #15, the Fatal Atrractions crossover and Punisher War Journal#1. A few hours later Marvel put out a press release announcing the story,…

Francine Burke Leaves DC Comics

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I understand that Francine Burke, international licensing manager at DC Comics was dismissed from the company two weeks ago. Francine had worked at the comics publisher for eighteen years and for several years at Marvel Comics before that. No official reason has been given, but there has been a noted tendency at DC Comics to…

Comics We Just Can’t Wait For… But Have To

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We wouldn’t bitch if we didn’t care. There are basically three types of comics it hurts to wait for. 1) The terminally late comics. That come out so slowly snails could cross the Atlantic before the next issue rolls round. But they do come out. Planetary, All Star Batman And Robin The Boy Wonder, Strangehaven,…

World Of Whorecraft – This Has To Be Read To Be Believed – Updated

Gumtree is the UK equivalent of Craigslist. Lots of listings for houseshares, bicycles, tickets, jobs… oh and random sexual encounters of the filthy variety. I have to say I’ve been known to browse through a few to be entertained by the most degrading requests. But this one beats them all. Posted today in the London…

Short ‘n Curlies #1 by Si Spurrier

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(SHORT ‘N CURLIES) – #1 SI SPURRIER BRAINFART: The next movie I write will be Jurassic Park 4: ADAMZOIC, in which a group of committed Creationists sneak onto a dinosaur-infested Island in an attempt to prove that humans and slavering proto-avian carnivores can live in harmony, as in Eden.  The film will be 3 hours…

Thursday Morning Runaround – Dan Dare, Wednesday On Thursday, Tom Strong And A Big Fat Geek Party!

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Chorion, the company that has already bought up the rights to Noddy and Mr Men has announced they have now bought the licensing rights to Dan Dare. The British space adventurer was recently revived by Dan Dare and Gary Erskine for Virgin Comics. Deals already done by Chorion include greeting cards, clothing, figurines and toys,…

The Return Of… The Enhanced Cover

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WE ARE COMING (Warning, Torchwood: Children Of Earth reference in progress) WE ARE COMING. From Marvel Comics: WE ARE COMING. “Ultimate Comics Special Variants” WE ARE COMING. “The following Special Variant covers for the launch of the new Ultimate Comics line will be a Foilogram cover with the regular cover art surrounded by holographic foil.”…

Twednesday Comics – Net Reaction To The Saviour Of Superhero Comics

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So what’s the lay of the land regarding sales of DC’s bold new Wednesday Comics format. Well, stores that ordered conservatively sold out in seconds, thanks to media publicity and the fact that it’s just too gorgeous, while those who ordered exuberently still have some left. Hopefully the two will come together and do swapsies….

The Next Doctor Is… Bryan Talbot

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On the 17th of July, comic book writer/artist Bryan Talbot is to be awarded an honorary doctorate for his “outstanding contribution to the Arts as writer and graphic artist” by Sunderland University, the ceremony to occur at Sunderland’s Stadium Of Light, home to Sunderland Football Club. Talbot, best known for the likes of Nemesis The…

Past From The Blast – Rob Liefeld, 24, On Dennis Miller

Aw diddums, don’t he look sweet? “The Walton’s Third Son”

Jennifer’s Body Double – How The Direct Market Got Cho-Blocked.

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You know Jennifer’s Body, the new film starring Megan Fox as a naked demon, whose red band trailer failed to show any nippleage? (Don’t worry, a quick Google of the film with the Safesearch turned off should sort you out, folks” Okay, where were we? Oh yes. Jennifer’s Body. Anyway, Boom! are putting out a…

Dynamite Numberjacks With Super Zombies

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Dynamite Comics? This is ’3′ from BBC TV series Numberjacks. And this is ’5′. Notice how they are very different indeed? Then notice that on Super Zombies #5 out today, one of the covers reads #3 instead. The Fabia Neves cover on the right there. Terribly confusing for retailers, customers,distributors and probably the publisher as…